Help!

[danalwyn]

Somebody send help!

I am trapped in mandatory online sexual harassment prevention training, which, despite the fact that it could be completed in thirty minutes, is required by law to take two hours. And I am currently lacking an appropriate means of committing suicide. Somebody please come shoot me and put me out of my misery.

Maybe if I strangle myself into unconsciousness with the strap on my laptop bag...

Comments

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

Can you open another window and surf while the endless minutes tick by?

See, you need one of those pints now :)

[danalwyn.livejournal.com]

I can't drink, otherwise I might indulge myself.

I got about half the questions wrong too. I report too much stuff apparently.

[melligator.livejournal.com]

Ask them "Is harass one word or two?"

[danalwyn.livejournal.com]

I wish I could have done this.

[silverjackal.livejournal.com]

Ack! That's like our online Defensive Driving (re)certification. It times you and holds you prisoner for six hours even though most of us get through it in two/three hours. I dealt with it by reading a book, but some of my colleagues were very bored and distressed.

[danalwyn.livejournal.com]

I like the fact that California law has mandated that you take two hours of education, regardless of what's actually in it. I wonder what made them think that two hours was a magic number.