Congratulations
Sep. 19th, 2008 08:03 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
danalwynCongratulations,
You now own $800 billion dollars worth of bad debt, faulty financial institutions, and loans to defaulting companies. We hope you are happy with your purchase, and that you remember to shop Wall Street again.
Remember that recent changes in public opinion require you to buy all the nation's bad credit debts by no later then November 4th, 2008. We are prepared to offer you a once in a lifetime deal where you buy the entire package of bad debt resulting from our horrible decision making for a bargain price of only a few hundred billion - price subject to change. Act now to reserve your share.
As always we like to thank you for shopping on Wall Street, where we do it better.
You now own $800 billion dollars worth of bad debt, faulty financial institutions, and loans to defaulting companies. We hope you are happy with your purchase, and that you remember to shop Wall Street again.
Remember that recent changes in public opinion require you to buy all the nation's bad credit debts by no later then November 4th, 2008. We are prepared to offer you a once in a lifetime deal where you buy the entire package of bad debt resulting from our horrible decision making for a bargain price of only a few hundred billion - price subject to change. Act now to reserve your share.
As always we like to thank you for shopping on Wall Street, where we do it better.