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May. 29th, 2005 10:11 am
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I need help, and I call out to my LiveJournal friends for aid!

It's a GAFFy sort of thing too. I want to post a review of a story, it's been about a month since my last one and I'm feeling lack of civic duty starting to set in. Unfortunately, though I have found plenty of badfic, I haven't found anything decidedly GodAwful yet. I don't know why this is. There must be something out there. The problem is that, to me, GodAwful means not only horribly bad, but also that the author is rejecting calls for restructuring their story. That means that, as far as I'm concerned, anybody who flames reviewers or complains about them is fair game. Anyone who writes total dreck is also fair game. There are thousands of these authors out there-why can't I find them?

Anybody who has some good archive of epic-type fics from HP, DBZ, Naruto, FMA, Digimon, FFVIII, FFVII, Kingdom Hearts, HxH, HikaGo, or any other common-place fandom, please drop me a link so I may go partake of some particularly horrible fic.

Otherwise I shall vainly poke at things in the Pit in hopes of getting a response.

Please excuse my whining.

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Date: 2005-05-29 06:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazyitperson.livejournal.com
I don't know if this falls in the categories you're looking for, but it's fanfiction about a webcomic on FictionPress:

The Impossible Dream: A 'original' piece of fiction based off of an role-play. It turns into Fanfiction about 'The Wotch' in the third chapter! (http://www.fictionpress.com/read.php?storyid=1869776&chapter=1)

The Wotch (http://www.thewotch.com)

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Date: 2005-05-29 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] danalwyn.livejournal.com
Interesting...

Maybe someone just stole the names...

I'll take a closer look later.

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Date: 2005-05-29 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bonita-chaotica.livejournal.com
Oooh, that's Master Twink (the anti-Jewish homophobe of the 'Elite' Author's Boards) latest crapfic! I remember reviewing that shit ages ago.

That ego whoring idiot has yet to write anything original, even the name he uses is ripped off from Nintendo's Zelda/Link games.

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Date: 2005-05-29 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avari-elf.livejournal.com
There are some tremendously bad fics archived here (http://chance.slashcity.net/masterandthewolf/). It's an HP slash website, focusing on Snape and Lupin, where they have challenges.

Challenge tidbits:

15) Lupin is back teaching at Hogwarts. His quarters are close enough to Snape's that Snape must pass by them every morning. Snape notices the most amazing aroma floating out from under Lupin's door the first morning. Lupin has a cappuccino/coffee machine. Snape is a coffee addict.

54) Soon after OotP, Lupin is pregnant. Though he wants nothing more than to keep his child, he is forced to conclude that the best thing he can do is have an abortion. He goes to Snape, but Snape is disgusted by the very idea. Does Snape have an alternate solution to Lupin's problem?

232) Lupin doesn't know that Snape has had his baby. Then, Snape hires Lupin as a servant or nanny, without telling him the truth about the baby.

242) Dumbledore is homophobic. Remus and Severus suffer the consequences.

250) HBO gave us Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte, and Miranda. Substitute them with Harry Potter characters and let the intimate details fly. Note: You need either Snape or Lupin, but not necessarily both. That way they can talk freely about the other. :)

Truly, I weep.



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