Things I Hate: NiD

[danalwyn]

Do you know what I really hate?

When you wake up in the morning, open the dishwasher to look for a clean mug, and find a ninja inside.

This just has bad day written all over it.

Comments

[ithmarvin.livejournal.com]

MAKE HIM DO AN ALGORITHM MARCH TO VERIFY THAT HE IS A REAL NINJA

[danalwyn.livejournal.com]

He's a ninja, with a sword, in my dishwasher.

Trying to talk to him strikes me as a bad career move.

[ithmarvin.livejournal.com]

Ask him if the dishes in there are really as clean as the commercials claim they are

[stardust-rain.livejournal.com]

You ask him what he hates about pirates. That usually breaks the ice.

[jocante.livejournal.com]

A miniature ninja, or full-size?