WTF, Bavaria edition

[danalwyn]

There are a lot of things I should be writing about. I'm not writing about any of them now.

Instead, courtesy of Tyler Cowen, I bring you one of the most WTF-inducing sentences to ever start a news article:

A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.

There is no conceivable universe I can think of where this makes any amount of sense whatsoever, yet it continues to sit there in factual smugness. Is it June Fool's Day in Bavaria or something?

Comments

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure Harleys go faster than bulldozers.

And what about the puppy????

[danalwyn.livejournal.com]

Rumor has it that the puppy is safe, but I have no sources to back that up at this time.

Maybe the Hell's Angels were on foot at the time? That's the only way I can make this make sense. And out of all the things to steal...