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danalwynThings I learned today about love:
1) Love is the most powerful force in the universe.
2) Love hurts
3) True Love is even more valuable and powerful than regular Love. It is a remarkable, once in a lifetime experience that should remain as the shining pinnacle of your life.
4) If True Love could be distilled and bottled it would be the most valuable substance in the world. Rich persons would pay a fortune just to obtain a drop and hold it to their side forever. It would be a resource more valuable than all the crass money in the world. You would not use it carelessly.
5) If you were lucky enough to manage to distill some, you certainly wouldn't try it out by putting something as large as a drop of it in your girlfriend's wine glass in order to get an evening of hot sex.
6) We've managed to refloat and reassemble most of North America by now, and the incident has been removed from the memories of the participants, most of whom have now been returned to their proper dimension. There may still be some inconsistencies, as something seems to be vaguely wrong.
ETA: You idiots. How the hell could you forget Florida!
ETA2: Fixed
1) Love is the most powerful force in the universe.
2) Love hurts
3) True Love is even more valuable and powerful than regular Love. It is a remarkable, once in a lifetime experience that should remain as the shining pinnacle of your life.
4) If True Love could be distilled and bottled it would be the most valuable substance in the world. Rich persons would pay a fortune just to obtain a drop and hold it to their side forever. It would be a resource more valuable than all the crass money in the world. You would not use it carelessly.
5) If you were lucky enough to manage to distill some, you certainly wouldn't try it out by putting something as large as a drop of it in your girlfriend's wine glass in order to get an evening of hot sex.
6) We've managed to refloat and reassemble most of North America by now, and the incident has been removed from the memories of the participants, most of whom have now been returned to their proper dimension. There may still be some inconsistencies, as something seems to be vaguely wrong.
ETA: You idiots. How the hell could you forget Florida!
ETA2: Fixed