I Need a Torch

I'm beginning to understand people who hate books and want to burn them. Although in my case I want to burn down the stores that sell them.

I mean, they look all pretty and harmless and stuff, but you go in them, and then you go home, and you're like "Hey, why is all my money gone? Also, where did all these books come from?" Obviously something bad happens when I'm in bookstores, and my life would probably be simpler (and wealthier) if they were all gone.

Seriously, I spent sixty dollars on books this week. What the hell am I doing?