Stupid Advertising Software

Look, I know that software is dumb. I program software for a living. I should know that, despite our best efforts, occasional software does something stupid. And I should know that advertising software, which basically picks an add to display by whatever keywords it finds in the article you're reading, can make lots of mistakes. I should be forgiving of it. Especially when it is unintentionally hilarious regarding other people's misfortunes.

But can I be forgiven for finding this tragically hilarious?

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