Help Wanted: BUA

So I've been asked, because recruitment at late has been a little low, to encourage people to join up. Now, normally I'm against this sort of thing, but it's been made abundantly clear to me that refusing to do a bit of advertising could result in me losing some of my workplace privileges, such as my ability to walk without experiencing extreme amounts of pain. Hence, you get the usual spiel:

Do you crave danger and excitement? Do you want a job exploring the unknown, bringing the past, the present, and the future to light? Do you find yourself struggling with boredom and tedium in your office job, wondering what awaits you on the other side of the door? Are you prepared to face the challenges that wait beyond? Then we have the job for you. You don't need special qualifications or training, all you need is a willingness to challenge what lies beyond. If you're still game, and not intimidated by a little risk, perhaps you're ready for a job at:

The Bureau of Unusual Architecture


( Help Wanted: The Bureau of Unusual Architecture )