Pre-Halloween Horrors

It's almost Halloween here.

I hate Halloween.

I hate Halloween because it's loud. I hate Halloween because it's garish. I hate Halloween because people expect you to dress up in thrown-together costumes like you're misfits from the casting department of a B-grade movie and enjoy it.

But I really hate Halloween because it's the night when people throw all their manners straight out the window, do away with their morals, and start thinking that it's perfectly all right to deal with the fact that Bob from Accounting hates you by summoning some seven thousand fanged horror from the Nether Abysses.

And I really hate the fact that I have to help send them back.

( Pre-Halloween Horrors )