A letter to Mr. Joseph Kony

Dear Mr. Joseph Kony,

For several years we have been accumulating evidence from reputable news sources and from direct interviews about the activities of the organization you claim to represent.  We have documented cases of children being kidnapped, either to be pressed into service as soldiers, or to be used as sex slaves.  We know of those children who are forced to flee their homesteads at night to avoid being abducted.  There are numerous accounts of your attacks on both local civilians and aid workers, and your abuses against those who could not defend themselves against you.  Do not confuse inaction with ignorance; we have catalogued your deeds past the point of toleration for most humans, until our pens bled in our hands, in the hopes that sheer weight of words would dilute the stench of your moral depravity into the mere banality that you deserve.

"Wasn't me" is not an acceptable defense.


Hoping you get stabbed in the testicles with a rusty pitchfork,
The rest of the world


For those of you confused about what I'm talking about, the article that set me off is here.