Saved!

I offer you greetings from where I revel in the glory of heavenly bliss, safe in the knowledge that my eternal soul is now safeguarded beyond the reach of mundane evil. Glory to those who have risked life and limb to bring to me the news of the power of the Lord and the glory of his divine cause. Know that, for now and ever after, I am a font of righteousness, an epitome of divine virtue, and a marked apostle of His glory, for I have received my first Chick tract!

But I wanted the D&D one...*cries*