Shift

Today I worked shift. This is not a good thing. It does not make me happy. Probably because I'm the useless guy, and nothing I do is very essential or very interesting. Things break, I write email, and nobody cares. If I have to check the monitors one more time...

I did see a praying mantis today. I don't see them very often so I stopped to watch as it stood there. It was, very obviously, trying to hide, and I was all like "Dude, you're a brown bug. This is a blue staircase. You sort of stand out" but it wouldn't move. So I nudged it with my foot, and it still didn't move. So I left, and when I came back later it was standing patiently somewhere else. Hence my conclusion: bugs are stupid.

I am now going to avenge my boredom by inflicting it upon you. Beware, there are pictures behind this (hopefully).

( CDF )