Excellent rant. I just need to follow it with a bad joke.
"You would have to get up to the level of people trying to film Last Supper gay porno movies before people around here do more than bat an eyelid."
Hmm... that has possibilities.
"I have enjoyed carnal relations with all of you at this table... but one of you has twice now betrayed me. One of you here has posted on the internet that the Son of God has a small willie -- twice. And one of you will post it on the internet once more by the time we're finished cleaning outselves up."
"But Jesus, why would we do that? Meager as your endowment is, there is no question that you use it very well. We all know this from experience."
"You flatter me Judas. Coming from a man of your... 'stature,' that means a lot."
"Lord, surely you jest. I'm not that big."
"Judas, you're the size of two Red Bull cans. Now come over here and screw the Son of God."
"There's nothing I'd love more. (But first lemme turn on this live webcam...)"
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Date: 2006-02-09 03:25 pm (UTC)"You would have to get up to the level of people trying to film Last Supper gay porno movies before people around here do more than bat an eyelid."
Hmm... that has possibilities.
"I have enjoyed carnal relations with all of you at this table... but one of you has twice now betrayed me. One of you here has posted on the internet that the Son of God has a small willie -- twice. And one of you will post it on the internet once more by the time we're finished cleaning outselves up."
"But Jesus, why would we do that? Meager as your endowment is, there is no question that you use it very well. We all know this from experience."
"You flatter me Judas. Coming from a man of your... 'stature,' that means a lot."
"Lord, surely you jest. I'm not that big."
"Judas, you're the size of two Red Bull cans. Now come over here and screw the Son of God."
"There's nothing I'd love more. (But first lemme turn on this live webcam...)"
COMING TO THE WEB IN 2007: HUNG LIKE JESUS!