Weekly Update

News Summary Time:

I've been avoiding the Middle East like the plague ever since it became impossible to get anything concrete out of it, but there's a bunch of other things (some outdated since it took me so long to write this) that have been running around the headlines. So here they are:

( But First, Here's Johnny With the News )

British People Done Talk Funny

And now, thanks to the Spectator, the British to English translation guide:

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