Dangerous Terrorists

[danalwyn]

I was told by the nice man at the airline counter that I cannot use the Easy Check-In at airports anymore, even if I buy e-tickets, because my name appears on the Federal No Fly List.

I R DANGEROUS!

Comments

[lookingforwater.livejournal.com]

....COOL.

Dammit, all my friends are on the No-Fly List except me. Poot.

[ithmarvin.livejournal.com]

OH NO SCAAAAAAAARY TERRORIST ON MY FRIENDSLIST

WAIT UNTIL JACK BAUER GETS HERE AND TORTURES YOU FOR NUCLEAR BOMB CODES IN THE NAME OF *********AMERICA**********

If this nation could have a dramatic paranoid fit on a soap opera, it would be fucking having one Passions-style.

SCAAAAAARY TERRORIST WHO IS WORKING AT FERMILAB!!!!!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT FERMILAB IS BUT IT MUST BE A TERRORIST OUTFIT (JESUS DOES NOT APPROVE!!!!!!)

THIS GREAT SLIPPERY SLOPE OF OURS

[bladed-crescent.livejournal.com]

Haven't you heard? Liberals aren't allowed to fly any more.

You have to take the bus.

And sit in the back.

[moon-very-thin.livejournal.com]

So... why is that then? Your country is strange, odd, and really feckin' weird from the outside looking in, you know that?

[aries-ascendant.livejournal.com]

Is someone with the same name as you the real No Fly list? Because, if you were on the No Fly list shouldn't that mean you aren't allowed to fly at all, regardless of the Easy Check-ins?

[nightdog-barks.livejournal.com]

... do I know you?

Heh.

[ressie-noldo.livejournal.com]

My first thought on reading this was 'Cool.'.

My second thought was 'I shouldn't be thinking that -- nope, still cool.'.

Possibly I have Issues, but I still do think it's vaguely cool.