Dangerous Terrorists

[danalwyn]

I was told by the nice man at the airline counter that I cannot use the Easy Check-In at airports anymore, even if I buy e-tickets, because my name appears on the Federal No Fly List.

I R DANGEROUS!

Comments

[bladed-crescent.livejournal.com]

Haven't you heard? Liberals aren't allowed to fly any more.

You have to take the bus.

And sit in the back.

[danalwyn.livejournal.com]

I have it on good authority that your name is not only on the No Fly List, but it's on the Shoot Immediately List.

[bladed-crescent.livejournal.com]

Hey, I've been downgraded from the Shoot Immediately and Set On Fire List.

[danalwyn.livejournal.com]

I think that one is reserved for Muslims only in this country.