Why, is this a cardboard box in front of me? Yes it is. And is this a can of gasoline next to my desk? Why yes it is. And what do you know. Is this a butane lighter in my hand? Well, it does appear to be so.

Unless you want to discover what it's like to have front-row seats at a barbecue, I would suggest that you simmer down. I've got other stuff to work on you know.