Waking the SVT expert at 1:30 am because you can't properly read the criterion for paging the experts is not a good way to make friends and influence people.
To stay awake at the job, all you need is a fork and some glue, some tape. Set the fork, tines up, in your workplace. Use the glue and tape to secure it.
Now, if you do happen to fall asleep, it won't be for very long. :)
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Now, if you do happen to fall asleep, it won't be for very long. :)
That, or caffeine.