Third, find a platform. Break into the offices of the Retired Democrats Home and steal their old platform. Borrow one from the Bull Moose party if you have to, but find one.

Okay, that made me giggle. I had a sudden mental picture of a bunch of guys in black rolling FDR for his indy platform. Hee!

Also, I'm adding this to my Memories. Too awesome. Have you thought about writing editorials for a newspaper? More people need to hear this.