If it takes less than ten minutes to go from sober to unconscious, possibly.

That's just silly. Why, ten minutes isn't enough time to go for a joyride in a stolen shopping trolley, steal all the road signs and traffic cones you can, run away as campus security chases you for being drunk and disorderly, tongue someone of your own sex (if that's not already your sexual preference), play bar games, or talk to strangers!

Not that I've ever done any or all of these things.

No.