1. Ever since I started my BSc, my reading comprehension has plummeted. My use of English is somewhere in the 'I come from Mars' region, and my brain has packed its little bags and run off to retire in the South of France.

2. Over here, science students learn facts and parrot them back at their lectures/examiners. Arts students engage their brains. We also specialise from the age of 16, which may have something to do with this (I was a humanities/social sciences student until I got to Uni and realised my Psych course was neuroscience in disguise).

3. Wait, there's no 3.