No, my parents had a membership that entitled them to two cards, so I got one. So the infinite ramen is not expensive, just irritating to access and store. (If one is very skilled, you can get Costco-sized juices into the alley fridges. I am usually not that skilled.)

(Thankfully, one guy in my year has a) a van, b) infinite skills of procrastination, and c) occasionally decides he needs 10,000 post-it notes. Or, actually, I think the total was something like 70,000; I believe he was trying to make an origami level six Sierpinski tetrahedron. It was second term frosh year, so he was still on pass/fail.)

I think things are all right? For the moment, at least. I will contact you if I need further help, and thank you. <3